We realized that many of our tees are oriented towards men and so we have come up with a series for the women we love and the women we lust. Ladies, in this world you have two options in men of our kind, above or below-the-line and that pretty much says it all. Paris Hilton used to tramp around wearing a shirt that said "I don't date 818" (a slogan i created, but did not capitalize on until it was too late. That's right I said it, it was my idea.) She wasn't afraid to let the boys know exactly who stood a chance. I applaud her for her honesty and I now ask you, the ladies behind and in front of the cameras out there to let all of us (men) know where we stand.

A word of advice for all the young startletts out there, if you want to kiss some good ass, wear the shirt on the left to set. I guarantee your lighting will be perfect.

ALL "I ONLY/DON'T DATE" tees for WOMEN HERE

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